does he look like a BITCH?

i guess i just don’t get art.

pills.

I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock. That shut her up.

godlike:

itsaparasaurolophus:

zoobunny:

gmsnake:

hazelweatherfield:

(via woolyscarf)

Did I just get rickrolled?

yes.

That just happened.

ex-cuidado peldaño

godlike:

danklex:

tipico. xD

and3s:

naigabi:

Jajajajajajaja! xD

9gag:

Use iPhone to call 911!

godlike:

bip:

thisisgay:

sonerdyitscool:

telethon:

nothing-and-nowhere:

(via aeropuertos)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ROLLING.ON.THE.FLOOR.LAUGHING.MY.FUCKING.ASS.OFF.

out of all the yahoo awnsers that i’ve seen… this is probably the best one.

¿Cómo puedo saber si mi hijo es gay?

godlike:

bip:

via @matiasrivera En la clase de Machismo I

:D